Seriously, it’s the day after Thanksgiving. If you’re reading this? Lies. Nobody is reading this. But I updated anyway. I remembered to do this comic WHILE HOSTING A PARTY. Our party attendees decided to make it very difficult for me […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I always get a little aggro at people who call this “Turkey Day.” Turkey is a real nation, and has nothing to do with the bird. Yes, I am a pedantic fuck. Shut up. You love me anyway. Gobble gobble, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll admit: I’ve been guilty of this. The dialogue between Alex and Mick here may be based on a real conversation. I have to meet a gal’s dad for the first time? I want to not look like a hobo. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
More backstory! I know you’re all just hanging on every bit of this. Complaints about boredom can be directed to your cat. I have seen some really, really stupid arguments for gun control laws, but this one takes the cake: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pay attention! This shit will come up later. Aside from the comic: I feel like I should apologize a tiny bit for Friday’s post. To give you an idea of why I ranted: I get a fair amount of negative […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The thot plickens! It seems that some of the people in the comments read a pro-gun comment and assume that I’m One Of Them: An anti-abortion, pro-death penalty, pro-war, anti-drugs Republican. *cracks knuckles* Let’s set that shit straight right here […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll be honest: I’m a devout atheist, and something of an anti-theist at times. I don’t have a lot of respect for the religions in the world. To quote Tim Minchin: Just because ideas are tenacious doesn’t mean that they’re […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have the dubious reality of being both of mixed blood (part Japanese) and “white” enough to enjoy White Privilege. No. Stop. I know some of y’all white motherfuckers want to rage about the concept of White Privilege. Argue that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t even. Wishing death on another human being because they killed a wild animal? If you do this, seriously: Take a goddamn step back, calm the fuck down, and have a cocktail. You don’t like hunting? Fine. You don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think we can all agree that Israelis are fucking scary in the military sense. Also, they’re fucking HAWT. I’ve known a couple ex-IDF females. Wowza.