Seriously, it’s the day after Thanksgiving. If you’re reading this? Lies. Nobody is reading this. But I updated anyway. I remembered to do this comic WHILE HOSTING A PARTY. Our party attendees decided to make it very difficult for me to complete this update, mostly scantily clad female friends who rubbed their butts and tits on my head and shoulder, telling me to get off the computer. This is what I do for my readers.

It normally takes me 15 minutes to schedule an update. This update has taken me over an hour and a half.

My life, ladies and gents.