Unlucky in love, skilled at IDPA competitions, a master at popping clays, often an inept dork with women. Mick has been working for his uncle for years, and enjoys his job.
Mick’s uncle by marriage – a widower who has left a trail of failed marriages in his wake. As the owner of Cheaper Than Your Mom Guns & Ho-Made Beef Jerky, he enjoys nothing more than good whiskey, learning foreign languages, and firearms. Except chasing women.
You are not ready for Alex. Don't even front.
A first time gun buyer, thrust into the horrid, cold universe of firearms. But wait! Mick is there to be her hero! Or something.
A descendant of Jamaican immigrants, Joe brings a certain "kick" to the comic.
Trained to kill a man with any weapon at all - even his bare hands. Ready and willing to lay his life on the line for the citizens of America. Special operations are his specialty. Too cool for the military, too badass for law enforcement. He's Tom Lynne, Level III Licensed, Armed Security Guard.
Starring in various nonsensical strips, these two fine citizens are entirely filled with straw.
Omar's new love interest! She's probably not ready for any of this...
The quiet lurker at the gun shop, who eerily sits and inspects a specific kind of rifle. Where did he come from? Why does he lurk? This will be answered at some point...
Иван человек-загадка. Он не должен быть трахал с. Вы узнаете больше о нем в грядущие времена - Темные времена.