I think we can all agree that Israelis are fucking scary in the military sense.
Also, they’re fucking HAWT. I’ve known a couple ex-IDF females. Wowza.
I agree, those four girls need to be punished. We must give them each a good spanking.
And after the spanking…
There shall be no willy-nilly quoting from the sacred texts of Python here!
They deserve better.
That being said, this strip makes me all kinds of happy. As a former Marine MP who is Jewish as well, I approve this message!
Also… “oral sex”
Fine. I won’t quote.
Perhaps the missing mouseover text should note that you should always look on the bright side of life?
Aww… no alt text.
Unless the IDF has rules about behavior unbecoming an officer and they were COs, I don’t really see an issue. Fuck it, if Bill from the Marines can upload a video of an Abrams tank driving over an IED and not give a fuck, these women should be able to show me their titties.
Maybe some Mossad agent killed the alt-text….
Any strip that makes me howl with laughter this early in the morning before coffee kicks in can’t be all bad.
You IDF girls have all been very bad, go to my room. Anyways talk about a drama bomb on the poor guy. You know me and I need advice, Meet my Dad, and stay the night after meeting my dad in the same house. yeesh, I think I hear taps playing already.
I love how the Uzi is prominent in that last panel.
It’s somewhat amusing to think of frightening Jews when I work in a neighborhood with a large concentration of orthodox/hasidic jews. They’re all really polite and generally have one of two body types: either lanky and almost emaciated or big and roly-poly.
In my experience, the real bad-asses are usually the nicest guys you will ever meet. They don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s the ones that go overboard with the attitude, appearance, etc., that are full of hot air.
Don’t worry, he is not ex Mossad. He is ex Shin Bet.
Dunno what you guys aren’t seeing, but someone needs to be punished for the alt text I just saw.
Maybe sent to wander the wastelands for 40 years…
I could Red-Sea that.
Must’ve been added later. To, I dunno…pour oil on troubled waters?
Re: Mouse-over text: I see what you did there. Bad JL, bad! No doughnut! (err…. bagel!)
Yeah, I used to have a hard time trying to convey to Adam the image that his people have, back in the day
(the day when he’d take up my whole Sunday, chatting online–which I absolutely ate up; the kid was a fount of information on his culture, from a pov we just can’t get here).
I used to try to tell him that if & when he came over to visit us, he should be prepared, when being introduced as an Israeli, for people to spontaneously take a step backward with a nervous giggle.
He’d ask why; I’d say “Because you guys are scary! Like scorpions!”
He’s type a grin and ask, naively, “Not easygoing, fun-loving types?”
According to him, that’s what they are; fun-loving. With incredible senses of humor. Judging from the related antics of Adam himself and his friends, I’d have to concur with that.
But yeah, militarily? Scariest guys on the whole damned planet (and of course I mean “guys” in the gender-inclusive sense)
I miss that kid, and our long conversations.
So what happened? That’s just it. The kid is no more. He grew up. Got himself a life, and such.
I have most certainly NOT grown up!
Good to hear.
HEH….one former IDF Sgt. I know that met at a campground dining room table. I looked at her, she looked at me, and she said exactly what was on her mind.
“Yes, I miss my UZI too.”
Too bad she was already married.
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