Onward! Sorry about the 403 errors yesterday morning. I keep forgetting that there are words I cannot use in the title of the comic, because they fuck up the PHP code. Like “select.” Ye gods, I am a tired dog. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll be honest. If I had my druthers, I’d just ditch the whole FTF storyline, and do nothing but these horrible gun pun comics. They’re easy to do, and I love doing them. But alas, I have this retarded urge […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
OH yeah, this keeps on rollin’. So have y’all mothafuckaz checked this shit yet? I posted the article on my Facebook, and the discussion got very saucy. Personally, right to bear arms be damned, I would like to see tasers […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doopta doo update this tomorrow WOOPS. Um…. so how about this new Constantine reboot on, of all things, NBC? Looks to be MUCH closer to the Hellblazer canon. Mel and I are both huge-assed fans of the comic, so the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic auto-updated Thursday, then didn’t Friday. I don’t even fucking know anymore. I have a spot in my heart for paparazzi. Specifically, I wish they would all fucking choke to death on vomit and die. They are leeches, scum of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh yeah, strap in, we gonna have fun. So a buncha folks have emailed me about the “Smart Gun” kerfluffle. This article says everything I have to say on the subject. TL;DR: Smart guns are bullshit. I work in I.T., […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As many of you, especially long-time readers, know, I consider myself a middle-of-the-road Liberal, bordering on Libertarian. I’m a constitutionalist, and in some ways a statist, and in others a federalist. And I know full well that I can’t please […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dated a woman of Mexican heritage, for a very short time, back in the 1990s. She never introduced me to her family. In fact, she kept me the fuck away from them. To be fair, we met at a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll be honest, having worked at a fine dining restaurant in DFW that often had a mariachi band playing out front – these fuckers can get pricey. And why wouldn’t they? At least 4 trained musicians, playing good music*? But […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying a new update time, so if you see this after 5 am CST automatically, the updater is working again. If not, I will update manually and type “GOD DAMN IT” below. I’ll admit that my racial sensitivity when it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…