Comic auto-updated Thursday, then didn’t Friday. I don’t even fucking know anymore.

I have a spot in my heart for paparazzi. Specifically, I wish they would all fucking choke to death on vomit and die. They are leeches, scum of the earth, polluting the world with their horseshit. But they wouldn’t do it if there wasn’t a demand, so I guess I’m just a bitter bastard on this topic.

But why should I be bitter?

I liked this article, though.

I may have posted this before, but fuck it, I love this song.