I’ll be honest. If I had my druthers, I’d just ditch the whole FTF storyline, and do nothing but these horrible gun pun comics. They’re easy to do, and I love doing them. But alas, I have this retarded urge to finish the story of Mick & Co.
My life. So terrible.
This man? This is a madman. But I’ve been burning through his videos in sick fascination.
EHERMAGAWD 600 round (semi) automatic assault magazine clip! so tactical! so scary! BAN IT NAO.
I love how there are only 2 scenes repeated over and over in that video… and tactical crotch grab
He calls them all “clipazines” in his vids. Hilarity. I HIGHLY recommend watching the twinkie AK test.
So we now have the real “Hollywood” gun. Never needs reloading.
It’s like Ultraviolet, without the extradimensionality to hide your 20 foot clipazine in!
NOW we know why gang-bangers have a posse: To haul their enormous… magazines around.
hehehe… oh, you said POSSE.
😀 I see what you did there.
And then there’s all the groin punches to deal with… 😀
> ditch the whole FTF storyline, and do nothing but these horrible gun pun comics
Interesting idea. let’s do a quick reality check:
Failure 2 Fire: Where Love & Guns Meet: Yup!
vs.
Failure 2 Fire: Where Laugh & Guns Meet Nope!
To do a webcomic, you need to:
1) Load fast
2) Spot the opportunity
3) Target your audience
4) Aim to please
5) Shoot straight
and, last not least,
6) Show graze under fire
In my opinion …
at least you didn´t make a “draw” joke. Or “lead pencil”.
yeah, but I probably still illustrated the Nope point I made above
If you can handle the extra workload (you said they’d be easy to do!), why not do yet another comic, for the gun puns? You could call it something like “get thee to a gunnery” — I just checked and agunnery.com is available….
Belt-fed Glock? Erk….
Why not, there’s a belt fed 1911.
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Linked-Ammo-1911.jpg
Jeez,
Get a grip, before we muzzle you.
For some reason, I’m getting “403 – FORBIDDEN” on yesterday’s strip.
J, you’re just keeping us in suspense for just how Alex is going to get her revenge on Mick for talking to the reporterazzi dude, aren’t you.
I do love me some Mattv2099. The man is a troll extraordinaire!
Came for the guns, stayed for the love. But I wouldn’t mind more gun jokes.
Did anyone else have difficulty getting on the site this morning? I got a 403 error until almost noon.
I have to laugh every single time I see someone holding a pistol sideways with one hand and grabbing his junk with the other. I guess I’m just too old to understand the reasoning.
Well in this case Matt is making fun of all the gangbanger wannabees out there.
That, and you can’t hold a 600-shot magazine vertically unless you’re NBA material. Maybe not even then.
600 round glockaclipazine brand clipaglockazine as fuck
As Coleridge said, puns are the most harmless form of humor. They don’t even provoke envy. 😀
Seriously, JL, there’s no reason to not carry on with the gun puns after you finish the storyline. They’d be plenty enough to keep me coming back.
Thanks for the link, homie.
appreciate it!
Awesome comic 🙂