WHAT A TWEEST! Yeah, I’m a genius. Sorta. Kinda. Forgive my lack of online presence this week, but the internet itself has been getting me down pretty hard. Everyone is screaming about misogyny and guns and killing and rar rar […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Something something cow something milk for free. Bear with it. I think the storyline will surprise a few people. Let’s do more 2, the Ranting Gryphon, who I totally love as a comedian.
This is something I don’t get about the anti-gay-marriage crowd. I can literally divorce my wife over a span of scant months (not that I would, Mel is fucking awesome), then hop on a jet and get married in a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I still think that the whole Insane Clown Posse thing is the absolute culmination of a retarded society in pop music. When they first came out, on the advice of my brother (who knew I liked hip-hop), I checked them […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, okay, had to do this one. Too soon? Fuck ya. Happy Memorial day, and lest you forget what this day was traditionally about, it started as Decoration Day, a day to remember all of those who fell on both […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of you guessed the solution. Bravo! Posted this to my FB wall, and got some interesting discussion. I really don’t think I can add more to that, humorously or not. Gun free zone? BEST PLACE TO ROB. I was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, there’s no excuse for this, other than “I’ve had ten beers and this one occurred to me. I have no filter on making comics that have horrible puns.” So a bunch of our friends and pals and homies are […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Again, this is based on something that really happened. The person in question didn’t have a history of marrying women who weren’t Americans, but his application was rejected anyway, because they flagged it as possible citizenship fraud. Fuckin’ bureaucracy. I’m […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So. This comes back to real life. Did you know the State of Texas can deny you an application of a marriage license if you’ve had nine previous marriages? Tru fax. A friend’s father was straight up legally denied his […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing can change a life like the injection of a huge ton of cash. Not that I know firsthand, but yeah. Great weekend with amazing people. We’re going to Myschievia this year, and we have a real theme camp going […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…