I know most of my readers are used to “fag jokes” from Tom and such, but I’ve been looking forward to doing this strip in particular since the conception of this comic. So I get a little artsy. Suck it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2013
Chances are, you’ve been there. The person you want to take to bed is at your place. There’s chemistry. But how do you make the first move? As a man with some experience in this venue, I can honestly state: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The art of a cheesy flirtation is a very delicate one. You can’t just fling that shit out there. The time has to be right for it to work. Mick has much to learn on this. This drink is one […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why yes, the characters are alive and well inside my skull, writing their own dialogue now. Which is always unnerving, as much as it is awesome. Just got word: We’re not doing Dragon Con this year after all, which means […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wish I was making it up: The second panel of this strip is a direct quote. Yes. She really said, first off, that Congress swears to uphold the Constitution (PSSST! THEY DON’T). [EDIT: I stand corrected. It appears the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m of two minds here. Texas has a fairly easy CHL policy, and I am looking at possibly getting mine this year. On the one hand, having a gun is very handy, should you need it. Many of our friends […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Heh. Time to piss some people off… I have no words strong enough to describe how much loathing I have for when people whine about being “friendzoned.” It’s a whiny excuse, and one that deserves a storm of derision. Oh, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is placeholder text, pending pictures and/or video from Comic Con 2013. If this text appears unaltered, assume that I am a fucking dead monkey, after nearly a week of rock star proclivities. Or dead. One of the two. I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are few things as pleasurable in life as watching a hot goth chick dance. Just sayin’. By the time you’re reading this, we’re ass-deep in Comic Con San Diego. I am probably experiencing a form of shell shock, as […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why yes, I will drive a joke down into the dirt, so far down it can taste its grandfather’s bones. Fuck you, I’m driving here. I still think Key and Peele did the best explanation of dubstep: