I wish I was making it up: The second panel of this strip is a direct quote.

Yes. She really said, first off, that Congress swears to uphold the Constitution (PSSST! THEY DON’T). [EDIT: I stand corrected. It appears the oath I found online was incomplete.] Secondly, she said that in order to uphold the Constitution, we need to pass laws that directly oppose the 2nd Amendment.

Do these chucklefucks in Congress even understand that their approval rating is at a record breaking low? Are they ignorant of this fact? Or do they just not give a fuck? I honestly can’t figure out. Either way… fuck ‘em.

STILL recovering from CCSD. Ugh. I didn’t take this video, but this is where we were.