Get it? HE ALSO BROKE UP HIS PHONE! I kill me! Well, I at least cripple me. Mauling, really. Because we CONSTANTLY get people at conventions who are SHOCKED, SHOCKED I SAY that we’re in attendance: Mel and I are […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for May, 2013
You can see the supplemental update for Monday, June 3rd to see how badly I fucked up here. Simply put, I forgot to upload this particular strip. It was finished, on my hard drive, and I totally fucked up and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Would you believe this is not the lamest excuse I’ve heard during a breakup? I won’t tell you the WORST I’ve heard, because that was the worst breakup of my life. But here are a few excuses I’ve heard: – […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This subject has been discussed in my circle of friends many times. Namely, the root of horror and humor being one and the same. In the end, it comes down to facing a reality that, at first, your brain just […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anyone who’s been in a really bad situation like this knows how the sense of denial is overwhelming. You don’t want to believe that it’s reality. And yet, you can’t think of a single explanation that absolves someone you care […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You really… REALLY… have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to chunk this monkey wrench into the plot. Seriously. It’s been in my head for months and months, and boom, here it is. Don’t worry, this plot gets way, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s one worse offender online than Fetlife, in my experience: Craigslist. I’ve never actually hooked up with anyone off CL, but reading the ads, especially the casual encounters ads, is hilarious. WOMEN ON CASUAL ENCOUNTERS: I want to meet, fuck, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I made Omar’s mistake, once upon a time, on a dating site. Hence these strips. For the record, folks, Fetlife is not a dating site. Anyone who treats it as such will have a very, very bad time. It’s more […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I won’t lie, I giggled like a fucking schoolboy scrawling a crude dick on the bathroom wall while I drew this comic. And I giggled while coloring and lettering it. I will never fucking grow up. Call me Peter Pan. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course, if you choose anything even slightly ambiguous as your sexual orientation of Fetlife… well, you’ll see.