Mick Investigates
May22
I made Omar’s mistake, once upon a time, on a dating site. Hence these strips.
For the record, folks, Fetlife is not a dating site. Anyone who treats it as such will have a very, very bad time. It’s more like… Livejournal for sick freaks. THAT’S THE JOKE. Omar is wrong to treat it as such.
Proud to be a sick freak, love Fetlife. Good community for those of us on the kinky side.
As am I.
this one had me giggling too.
Because this was a cock up or because of Mick’s dick move?
The Latin noun “penis”, i.e. “tail”, belongs the the third declension group. The nominative plural is “penes”. 🙂
Love the last panel especially. Also: pop tarts? Is there a story here?
a kid got suspended for biting a pop tart into the shape of a gun.
Oooooh yeah. Derpa. Forgot about that. Thanks!
So Tom set him up a trap?
Omar set himself up, with that “Sexuality — Unsure” thing. Anything other than “Male, Straight” is a dick magnet.
From what I’ve heard from some friends, even “
FetLife is Facebook for Kinksters. I really enjoy using it. And I really love the whole flood of penises thing with Omar. Brilliant! 🙂
I have to keep reminding myself of how tragically vanilla I am lest my curiosity about fetlife overcome me.
Fet used to be a dating site. Sorta. Well, for me at least. Now you’ll get the tar and feather treatment if you even compliment people in an ambiguous way.
I’m becoming pleasantly surprised how many kinky people read this comic. Couldn’t find a gun owners group on Fetlife, but did find a Dallas-Ft. Worth shooting group at https://fetlife.com/groups/74217 🙂 So when does Omar go to a munch?
Waitasecond, found the kinky gun club! 😉
Now it’s tempting to start an ‘Omar’s gun club’ on Fet 😉
(Yikes! Gotta love when computers helpfully post for you before you even finish typing!)
From what I’ve heard from some friends, even “WHAT PART OF ‘STRAIGHT MALE’ DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?” isn’t complete protection from getting dicks in the face. Makes me *really* glad I’ve never needed a dating site! I wouldn’t want to be faced with a bag o’ dicks before coffee either.
…or even after it, for that matter!
I gave up on the kink scene after I got sick and tired of the anti-sex attitude of so many kinksters. I mean WTF? getting pissy and uppity as if people are inferior because they enjoy some sexual gratification as PART of their sexual fetish?
As far as the PeniStorm ™, even on a plain vanilla dating site, “What part of LESBIAN do you not understand?” has had the opposite effect from what I wanted. I can only imagine what FetLife must be like.
So, I gave up dating sites, and hooked up with my art teacher. Besides, dating sites was boring. Sites are not very good in bed, and my art teacher has incredible fingers…
Congradulations!
For what?