I can attest that being funny is a hell of a lot better than being a Fabio-esque hunk, when it comes to romance. I’m a pretty hideous monster, but I’ve been damn good at wooing the womens, because I make […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Yes, I know the bottle in panel #1 doesn’t look a lot like the bottle the rest of the time. MOTHER FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. Again, this stuff is real. If you want a “gift” for the beer lover in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
More! Haven’t we all had a friend like Joe? OK, maybe not if you grew up in a right-wing, hardcore christian town. Full of white people. Those of you who know my shotgun love will find it no surprise I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ever onward! Obammer’s gunna taek ur gunnnnnnnnz a bloo bloo bloo argh. I’m getting tired of news articles that continue feeding the sensationalism. Here’s an idea: The economy is in the toilet, and more and more people are finding themselves […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This, too, is based on a painfully embarrassing true story. Took my Hi-Point C9 to the range again, for the first time since I replaced the bent firing pin. It ran through 6 magazines without a single failure. Still a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dated a girl, briefly, whose father owned an Italian restaurant. She took all of her first dates to the place without telling them. When the time came to pay the check, she used it as a test to see […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
OK, this was my favorite strip to draw thus far. A lot. I was giggling like a stooge the whole way while drawing, scanning, coloring, and lettering it. Yes, I will likely do other strips after this that will become […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A good friend competes in IDPA, and we basically had this conversation. He was not pleased. I’m sorry, but even if you’re ducking and dodging, hiding behind wooden panels, IDPA is still basically the same as Winter Biathlon rifle shooting […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This happened to me on a date in the 1990s. A blind date, set up by a friend whose sister was single, and he thought we’d make a good pair. So I took her to (indeed) the Saltgrass that had […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am, of course, making a joke in the name of the place. Saltgrass Steakhouse does not the best steaks in Texas, goodness, no. But it is a place that’s medium-range price for a first date, and their steaks are […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…