Yes, I know the bottle in panel #1 doesn’t look a lot like the bottle the rest of the time. MOTHER FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

Again, this stuff is real. If you want a “gift” for the beer lover in your life this Xmas, give ’em some donut ale. I guarantee, it’ll be a gift they remember forever. And they might set the hounds on you.

Mel and I have watched this video now more than we should have, over and over. I dunno, gun nerds, is this a good idea? Or is this a solution looking for a problem? I mean, I want one, duh, but I don’t understand the reasoning behind it. Mel says it’s like the razor blade wars thing: if the Mach III does great shaving your face, then the other companies had to come out with FOUR blades, FIVE blades, SIX FUCKING BLADES. I dunno.

Still do want one, tho.