Again, this is based on something that really happened. The person in question didn’t have a history of marrying women who weren’t Americans, but his application was rejected anyway, because they flagged it as possible citizenship fraud.

Fuckin’ bureaucracy.

I’m not gonna say “I told you so,” but I’ll reiterate: I put a lot of stickers on my car. Some are funny. Some are pithy. But none of them have anything to do with guns. Tip to the wise.

Let’s get some metal up in this shit.