This Just In: Delicious Deals!
We interrupt this normally mediocre comic for a tasteless, mediocre comic. But this is the first thing that popped into my head when this headline dropped today.
Why yes, we do live 8 miles from that hospital. But that’s not scary. What’s scary to me is that this fucker apparently walked around for two days with symptoms before he was quarantined.
So yeh. Making god damn sure our survival stores are up to snuff.