M. Night Shyamalan got nothin’ on me. Mostly because he does a different kind of media entertainment, and he sucks.
I don’t know about you, but if my crazy stalker ex said that she just killed someone I would give serious consideration to not going over.
No. No “consideration”. You couldn’t get me there if you strapped my testicles to a tractor and told me it’s “move it or lose it”
My consideration would be…”Shocking! And I don’t know why you’re telling me this, because that’s the job of the police”.
Then I would go home and and get that deadbolt installed.
locks, bars on the windows, start dressing in the latest fashion of body armor…. DEFINITELY NOT “Let me go over and help the psycho.”
This would be a “meet me in a well-lit public place” sort of get together for me. Though I would be tempted to bring a gift wrapped shovel and plastic bags.
Call cops, it’s their job. As it’s probably not an analogy for sexy mortgage negotiations.
How do you even apply for a sex mortgage let alone negotiate for one!
“No. You’ve already proven you’re bat-shit insane. I really don’t care if you did shoot someone to death, or if you’re just making this up for attention. Why is that? Because I don’t care. About. You.” *click*
“Hello? Yes, I’d like to report a possible homicide….
Okay, wow, crazybitch just upgraded herself to CUHRAYZEEBITCH. Do not go over. Unless it’s with an armed police escort.
Also, I love the shit out of that video. Stumbled upon it one day looking for the Sailcat video, and couldn’t stop laughing.
inb4 actual self defense.
What you got against M. Night Shittymovie?
It’s amazing how quickly his quality went downhill. The Sixth Sense was good, I don’t claim like everyone else to have seen the ending coming. Unbreakable was actually a pretty good movie in retrospect, but after that it was pretty much a slide down the crapper.
“unbreakable” always felt like it should have been more. like the progression from “normal guy” to “you’re a superhero” was too fast. and he should be drawn and quartered for what he did to “the last airbender”.
airbender ruined me. I have a feeling that there was no such thing as a “retake” in that movie, and as far as getting the worst out of actors I think he even beat Lucas.
I will never ever see another movie that has his name attached to it.
You know what would make an epic twist ending to an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie? A straightforward ending! NOBODY would see that one coming!
The ending to After Earth was as straightforward and boring as it gets.
Mick, don’t do it!
He’s gonna do it.
Well…at least she’s not pregnant?
“Hmm. If you are in prison, you probably won’t be able to stalk me. Hmm. What a tough decision. Yes, hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report a possible murder.”
Was this in Reno?
nice, especially since it was filmed by meekakitty she has some interesting stuff she works on, the family force 5 videos have been good as well(espcially zombie)
“So? Call the fucking cops. Oh, wait, I’ve got an idea: you call an attorney and I’ll call the cops!”
Seriously what could Mick possibly be thinking?
She’s armed. She’s angry/obsessed/whatever with/at him. She’s just admitted that she murdered someone. I wouldn’t go NEAR HER.
But I’m wacky that way.
I’m sorry, I said “Murdered,” but we (and he) don’t know the circumstances yet, but still my comment stands: call the cops, not Mick.
1 – Don’t do it Mick!
2 – What have you got against Shama-Llama-Man?
3 – This is my favorite web comic. There are a few that I follow, but I save this one for last when I’m reading them in the morning.
Really? Nobody? Fine, I’ll do it:
IT’S A TRAP!
But… she called 8 times YESTERDAY and didn’t shoot anyone until AFTER that…. that doesn’t improve her “stay away” aura.
oops, just re-read it…. my timeline was way off.
Aaaaand one of my favorite buttons comes into play!
STAY AWAY FROM THE CRAZY BITCH! DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT GIVE INTO YOUR CURIOSITY!
Hmmm……I wonder who she might have shot……..?
The roommate’s ex showed up? Or maybe the crazy roommate who moved out and stole half of Heidi’s stuff?
Will he just watch the video of the shooting online? Will her stolen gun show up? Will Mick actually go over? Will Omar help hide the body in exchange for tail? Will Mick care? Will the dead guy be a Campbell or a Tate? These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of…FTF
OMFG someone else remembers Soap! “Confused? You won’t be after this episode of FTF!”
What I want to know is: How did she get his new phone number?
I think that’s the shop’s phone.
hmm, good catch. After looking at the drawing on a larger monitor, I have to agree. I guess they can’t just up and change ~that~ number on a whim.
The question no one asked; did this call happen on Saturday morning…?
If you want a video with Sail as the soundtrack check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMkn07wPso
Work safe and really impressive
Am I the only one who assumed that she DID call the cops, but she was so shaken up by the situation that she just needs emotional support after the fact?
Also, I am SO GLAD this comic wasn’t posted on a Friday.
You’re not the only one. Psycho-stalker or not, “I killed somebody so I’m going to call my ex-boyfriend who hates me to help me hide the body because I’m sure he wouldn’t turn me in” is WAY more stupid than I can believe out of her. This really only makes sense to me if it was self-defense and she needs support from somebody who might understand. (Also, note that stimpynarf above seems to have the same opinion we do.)
Am I the only one hearing Folsom Prison Blues and expecting her to say “just to watch him die…” after her confession? Notice it’s not “shot my ex,” “shot a burglar,” “was arrested for shooting someone,” but “shot a man… to death.” It’s a very poor choice of words and judgement on her part, especially if she’s got the body just sitting there.
Notice also she informed him of her recent target practice after she says she deleted the photos.
Ever have one of those moments where someone you’ve known for a few weeks decides you are suddenly the best friend in the whole world they have to ask for help, putting aside family and friends they’ve known for decades?
To be fair, I think that’s where my mind would be too. I’d be a whole lot more obsessed with the fact that I’d killed somebody than I would be with who I’d killed, why, whether I had to in self-defense, etc. Also note she didn’t say “shot a man to death” until after Mick asked if it was an analogy. Also, “the body just sitting there”? When it’s days later? (She said “Saturday night”, not “last night”, so presumably it happened at least two days ago.) Seems more than a little unlikely.
The pictures were on the Internet. Hello, Barbara Streisand calling…
I swear I recall someone making that comparison before…
You will note I asked if it was in Reno at 7 this morning. The phrasing is pure Cash, I just wonder if she stuck around to watch him die.
Yes, but remember mick sold her her first gun, he’s probably the only person she knows with knowledge relevant to the situation.
I’m going with her “Fetish” got her a psycho who became obsessed with her then attacked her and she defended herself in self defense.
This is where I’d put my money.
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN DOES NOT SUCK.
The Village is one of the greatest movies/stores ever.
Perhaps you are confused. It is Quentin Tarantino who sucks.
*ducks, while snickering*
Fail attempt at trolling is fail. Anyone who has tried to sit through “death proof” knows just how much Q can suck
For me it was “Dusk Till Dawn”.
I can’t believe I watched it all the way through, hoping the movie would get back to the story.
I was tricked!
I saw the ‘plot twist’ in ‘The Villiage’ coming from abuot fifteen minutes into the movie. And the story had holes in it large enough to drive an entire batallion through.
Nope. That was Shyamalan’s last chance. And he blew it. Violently.
Tarantino is very hit-n-miss. As long as he’s got someone holding his leash, he’s mostly ‘hit.’ Let him off, and… well, wait for it to come out on cable.
DON’T FALL FOR IT, MICK!!!
What’s that? You didn’t hang up and call the cops? Your stupid ass is going over there anyway? Then at least be smart enough to take the new girlfriend with you. That way, someone there will have enough presence of mind to backhand Red into last week when she tries to pull some stupid shit.
‘I shot a man to death’… Ooookaaaay. tell me again how this is my problem? If you need help call 911… leave me out of this.
Didn’t Heidi say that her roommate stole her bed…with her gun in it? As in, her roommate took her gun?
So, um, if she doesn’t have her gun anymore, what did she shoot a man to death with? A nannycam?
It’s possible she got the gun back.
Hmmm, I’d be at home wearing my Z’pocalypse gear in the dark…. In England guns aren’t allowed but hatchets and body armour are
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