Mick isn’t exactly the strongest motherfucker on earth.
This is the 500th strip for FTF. Jesus christ, is it August already? Where the fuck did the year go? I dunno, man, but it’s freaking me out.
In other news, I’ve been, for personal reasons, on a schlock metal kick. And Manowar is fucking amazing. Was amazing. Whatever.
STILL amazing, Manowar’s still around, and just as hilariously and gloriously cheesy as ever.
I remember reading about an F-105 pilot that was shot down over veitnam. when interrogated he just let loose with anything that came to mind, including singing the entire themes to some TV shows at he top of his lungs until he couldn’t talk. he also deliberately had a head twitch and a few other things..eventually they concluded he was brain damaged in the crash, and they’d get noting out of him.
it was all bullshit. he was fine.
Somehow I suspect they’re going to blame Mick’s random-ass ammunition stash for the explosion. The explanation makes no sense whatsoever, but since when has that ever stopped the ATF?
I strongly suspect one of the recent encounters, like Coffee Monkey, Fatneck Felon, or Tito the twenty year gun sales veteran (in reverse order of probability). I could be wrong, but I’ll throw them in the ring as my picks for the Splodey Shop Office Pool.
I’d put cash on Tom. Him being there to see it go up is just too sus.
Especially after he made all that fuss about the changes.
Dear Mick: One, grow a pair. Two, hand that pair to a lawyer. If you find yourself asking “Do I need a lawyer?” the answer is ALWAYS “Yes!”
Why in the sweet merciful leghumping jethro bodean is he even uttering a single syllable to cartoon hank schrader without having an attorney present.
Also:
Whoops! ALSO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa7bpkuocPw
‘Cause he’s a wimp? And a regular rock of Jello?
On the other hand… as Allen points out above, what better way to derail the ATF agent’s train of thought than putting thoughts of Heidi making chipmunk noises and Alex getting spanked in his brain?
Mental images of nipples on many people work well too.
That should read “Mental images of nipples work well for derailing train of thought on many people”
You know what? I can’t be fucked to grammar today. Figure it out yourself.
You’re just demonstrating how correct you are.
Let’s get back to what’s important: Do HEIDI’S NIPPLES need a LAWYER?
Hm, I’d say from a legal point of view we’d have to clamp down on them pretty quick, and issue a gag order.
Yeah Winston, those will work in a pinch!
“Cartoon Hank Schrader” lol. That was the first thing I thought when this guy first appeared. 🙂
A redhead with big nipples and chipmunk noises… Jesus, I dated one of those. Good times, until the BSC starts breaking through.
Well, my Friday’s a write-off. Thanks. I think.
I wish I could yell at you about stereotypes and negative images of women and, and, and…..have you ever met a a redhead with big nipples (with or without chipmunk noises) who wasn’t BSC? But man….so very, very worth it.
it’s not a stereotype if it’s true…
I’ve had BSC redhead…and it was real fun until “I love you so now I have to kill you”
If his nickname was “the boxer” I’m sure they would get along a lot better.
Nick shouldn’t talk to his girlfriends without a lawyer, let alone the feds. He’ll have confessed to the Kennedy assassination before lunch.
And the Lindbergh baby, too.
Turns out John Wilkes Booth was Mick’s fall-man.
Did I miss the strip where Pitbull- er, I mean Bulldog interrogated the girls?
Nope. I feel that we will get flash backs during Mick’s interview.
Chipmunk noises? 🙂 🙂
I know I know, this was mentioned before, but still..
Chipmonk noises? Yep, I dated a gal who did exactly that at the same time Frank Zappa’s Sheik Your Bootie album was popular. His song Jewish Princess has the words “… she squeeks when she cums”.
First time i heard that, I immediately thought of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWnuddCf0E
Redhead and all…. MAH CHILDHOODZ!
Love the fact that Mick’s last name is Berdan. Gets me every time.