Yep, this is based a LOT on when I met Mel’s dad for the first time. But he and I get along now. I get it. I have a 12 year old daughter, and I do not look forward to meeting her first partner.

Unless it’s a chick. In which case, I’ll shower them with pro-lesbian gifts and pay for every date. I’d love it if our daughter was a lesbian. Sadly, this doesn’t look to be the case. Pity.

This video goes out to a couple friends who assumed that guns don’t work underwater. I blame hollywood, especially films that show a gun getting wet, which causes a FTF. Yes, guns do work underwater. Not terribly WELL, but they do work. The projectiles usually lose lethal velocity in the first 5 feet. But yes, guns DO work underwater.