It’s like he’ll have to wait to watch it on TV or something.

As many of you know, however, N.D.A.s are no laughing matter. I have had military friends, and even lovers, who straight up could not talk about certain things. Same goes for the entertainment industry, and I have labored under Nondisclosure agreements in the tech industry a few times.

Some of you also know that I unabashedly and unironically love the music of Beyoncé. This has shocked more than a few people, and gained me derision from various other fellow metal/industrial punks, but IDNGASFF. She’s got a damn good voice for a pop diva, and she’s good at coming up with phat dance hooks.

This video is a tad NSFW, it should be warned.