And some of you accused me of not making classy jokes. In this strip, I prove that I don’t have to resort to puerile humor.
I do it because I WANT to. Hehehe.
“You’re like the Yoda of wisdom that I will never, ever need.”
Oh, tell me THAT’s not a setup for the most epic Brick Joke evar.
ohGOD the Snooch-Eyes LOfuckingL…
Sunday? Ain’t he fancy. That’s Thursday morning for me.
Also, TSA agents never call.
Does Omar own any shirts other than that one? No wonder nobody’ll date him.
Which makes that shirt a wonderful way to avoid commitment, attachment, responsibility, and most importantly, ALIMONY. Even if he has shipping containers of identical shirts, he hardly has to fear the spectre of change and compromise coming into his life.
Dude’s been married nine times, it can’t possibly get any worse for him. Why not try #10? Hey, it worked for Liz Taylor.
I dunno – Heidi seemed to do ok wearing the same green dress – but then again, her – um – attributes would probably make most men not notice the color of her dress…..
The color of her what now?
…but not a real green dress, that’s cruel? She actually did change into a different dress during her date with Mick. Mick also changed out of his trademark green pants and grey t-shirt.
I guess costume changes just aren’t a Thing in this comic, not that I’m complaining. It’s just obvious with Omar because that shirt is so … distinctive loud tacky.
I usually stick to one costume per character, for ease of identification of said character in the comic. Kinda like Charlie Brown and the gang always wore the same thing.
Hey, I like that shirt! What are you, some sort of Yankee? You probably think Jalapenos are hot peppers as well.
Technically, I AM a “Yankee” from the state that gave you Grant, Sherman, and Sheridan.
And even *I* know that Jalapenos are sweet peppers with some zing.
I someday look forward to the return of Hank. Because I know some day you’ll need a joke and be unable to come up with one.
“Prep H is like chapstick for your asshole” is pure win. I’ll be laughing about that for days.
I want to say poor Omar, but I won’t! lulz.
my niece, when she was 10, asked an astronaut..
“if you sneeze and fart at the same time in space, do you spin?”
the guy couldn’t stop laughing long enough to answer.
I read Purell Humor…Gigitty.
As I’m sure jlgrant knows, DFW airport doesn’t use the metal detectors anymore…they use the millimeter-wave machines, which are harmful and invasive as fucking hell. So of course I requested a pat-down.
And I went through TSA wearing a kilt, making the guy fumble a bit.
(Although much to his credit, the screener was incredibly professional and courteous, and I actually commended him via his supervisor, despite the fact that I think TSA is a complete security theatre farce.)
you know “millimeter wave” is just long infrared, right? like a heat lamp? they call it “millimeter wave” to make it sound high tech, where in reality it’s a heat lamp and a FLIR system.
explains why a buddy of mine was tellin me about how old thermal scopes could be used to see through clothes, if you set ‘em right.
I so miss the webcomic “Homeland Security Theater.” It was awesome.
It’s not harmful, it’s electromagnetic radiation. Though I do appreciate the steps that the TSA has taken to minimize the graphic nudity aspect. When you go through the scanners at LaGuardia in NYC the scanner screen displays a generic human outline and just pops up alerts if they need to check a certain body part.
X-rays and gamma radiation are just electromagnetic radiation too… but at least millimeter band is somewhere near the Far infrared.
Is it me, or does Omar’s shirt look like a face, with the pocket flaps as eyes and his belt buckle as a mouth?
Prep H is also good as an under-eye cream. Reduces wrinkles and bags.
While removing smudged mascara thoroughly.
Ok, I forget where I got the link to your site, but I’m glad I followed it.
I’m laughing my ass of here. You’re getting better. Much better.
Thanks for the laughs.
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