Rapid fire.
Aug01
Soooooooooooo. Let’s talk about sex. Specifically, women who are naturally multi-orgasmic.
They’re really, really fun. I’ve known a few in my years of silly bedromping. And they’re not, in my experience, terribly rare. They’re not a unicorn. They exist. Not commonplace, but… yeah. They’re out there.
And the first time you get in bed with one, you feel like the physical embodiment of a God of sex.
So. That’s about all I have to say about that.
Ahem. It just got weird in here.
So let’s find a funny video about guns.
And then Heidi breaks in and shoots them both with the 1911 she bought at a place other than Mike’s store.
The end! No moral!
Heh. If I wanted to end the strip right now, that’s how I’d do it.
But there’s at least another year of story in this comic. Maybe two. And you have only started to learn about Alex and Mick.
Awkward…
I’m gonna get all tmi in this bitch.
Speaking as a woman, they might as well be unicorns. I’m lucky if I can get one in during the act. I think I’d be in fucking heaven if I could even go twice, let alone “Lose count after twenty”. Plenty of times I’ve not even gotten the one because it’s such a battle. Science needs to come up with a pill for this, yesterday.
One word: Hitachi
or “sybian” the swingers club I used to work at had one. sounds like a light plane flying over the house. if you can’t get an orgasm on one of those..well..you probably can’t.
TMI challenge accepted!
I never really had orgasms from vaginal penetration until fairly recently – last year or so, over a lot of years of fucking – and I think that half the battle (for me, at least) was figuring out what that kind of orgasm felt like, since it felt so different than an orgasm from direct clitoral stimulation (the kind I get with my Hitachi, or when a partner goes down on me). The other half of the battle was finding a partner who had the patience, the anatomy, and the stamina to learn to stimulate me in the particular way it takes to get me to orgasm that way. Now that I know the trick, with that partner, I have TONS of orgasms – I just sort of concentrate in a certain way while he’s fucking me in a certain way and BOOM, brain-shaking orgasm.
Also, I used to have trouble having orgasms from clitoral stimulation with a partner until I started fantasizing the way I did when alone with my vibe – that helped for me a lot. Part of the confusion I had trying to figure out what the vaginal-stimulation orgasm felt like was because it feels TOTALLY different from the clitoral-stimulation orgasm (and it took me a bit to even start calling them orgasms). Even once I figured out what they were, I still had an interesting time explaining to my partner exactly how to fuck me to get me off that way. But a year later, it happens every time we screw, and it’s awesome.
TL;DR: Me too! If you’re interested, keep trying – your body is capable.
Yes, this. Having explored what works for the last 13-14 years, at this point it doesn’t really matter if my partner is awesome or not; if they’re adequate I can take care of myself. It is HILARIOUS to watch people’s faces when they figure out what’s going on. I managed to surprise a fairly well-known sex educator with that. 😀
The downside? I don’t really have a “done” setting, so I’m almost always a little sad when my partner’s through (or just out of energy!). First world problems, I know, I know.
Another multiply-orgasmic gal here. It takes patience and having a guy [or, I suppose other gal] who wants to get you off. For the longest time I couldn’t orgasm: terribly ticklish [so ticklish that I could not get myself off]. But my delightful guy for -now- 26 years is patient – found out how to get past the tickle reactions and OMG-ponies! he can make me cum forever … or for up to 90 minutes – by which time even pleasure can get a bit boring.
Love the size of Mick’s eyes in the first panel. That was pretty much my response when I found the first one too. I think I still looked like that fixing the drywall, the bed and the table the next day.
makes you feel like a fuckin’ porn star… it’s awesome.
Off topic and all: Know anywhere in the DFW area that either has decent quantities of .22 lr or will in the next two weeks? Going on a trip and want to stock up.
@ThatGuy, Burleson Academy (a couple weeks ago) got .22LR in bricks pretty regularly. Got back to my comfortable level and quit hitting them up every day.
They get deliveries before open on M/W/F.
I must have been a Lottery winner. All of mine have been multi up until my current(who is not, but has REALLY powerful single)… It can be rather interesting when you have to replace furniture, and are deciding on steel, because it won’t break and won’t show fingernail gouges as bad, or oak to protect her from broken nails…
Three of my female partners are like this, but only one is close to the “twenty in one session” level. (She also loses count, though.) Yes, I’m a very lucky and happy person!
Heh. Was helping a couple of friends moving once, waaaaay back, and when we were about to carry the bed out i stopped and just had to smirk and state “It´s nice to see he´s treating you good.” It took both of them a couple of seconds to register i was looking at the claw marks above the headboard. She usualy can take any jokes or digs, but that is the first time i´ve seen her blush like that. 😀
Also, suggestion. If you are going to have help moving stuff, removing things like handcuffs before it´s time to move might be a good idea. Funnily enough, she blushed less about that than the clawmarks, go figure.
COMRADE! Why you no wear Ushenka during naught fun time with American girl?
Mymymy…whatever happened to talking about guns here?
:-]
“This is my rifle/This is my gun…” 😛