What did you expect? Hugs and words of commiseration?
A good friend of mine in the Navy always said “If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it, don’t buy it!”
Your Navy friend is truly wise.
Where does one rent a kite?
Navy guy I know said the same. Though he is still ranting about not getting Purple hearts for his grievous groin wounds he suffered in Vietnam war.
Actually, yes, I was expecting hugs.
Omar is my hero I believe I shall build a shrine in his honor.
nope – I full-well expected Omar to kick ‘im in the rhetorical nuts; anything else would have been so out-of-character as to be either impossible or a blatant trolling of the readership.
The difference between sex-for-free and sex-you-pay-for… Sex-for-free is more expensive.
Maybe he should have gone with a better Vodka?
*snrk!!!* “Escort Quality, Hooker Pricing!” Fucking LOL. ~XD
this would be the second time in this series he has his head on a desk because of some redhead.
Dating a redhead almost always leads to a headdesk at some point.
Yes, it does…does that dissuade us?…no.
Dissuade? Hell, it’s part of the fun!
A strange idea of fun, but yes, it is!
Looks like 1000 dollars for the AK on the wall, Seem pretty correct in the current climate. 500 bucks for an AR 1000 for an AK
Whoa. 500 bucks for an AR! Where?
I expected Omar to say “Good, now is time to clean cosmoline from latest shipment!”
Well, since he is in a bad mood…
Oddly enough, when I’m in a bad mood I relish crap jobs.
Let’s recap – Hookers: http://ftf-comics.com/?comic=omar-awol-1. Dating redheads you met at work without doing a google search: See current comic
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