I loved the Dark Tower series in my younger years. It rocked for about 5 books, and then King fucked it all up. He even went back and fucked up the first book even more. I am an unrepentant King fan. He’s been a huge influence on my fiction, ranking up there with Ray Bradbury. But god damn him for that stupid fucking ending to a saga I’d spent 15 years of my life reading. Son of a bitch.

Here’s Piers Morgan being an unbelievable douchebag, since you all seem to like him as much as I do.