Clip Vs. Magazine.
Yeah, you were waiting for this. Don’t worry, I’ll make this joke another 10-20 times, and it’ll become a running gag.
The following video is a damned fine piece of work that I think more people should see. Especially with Ventura’s bits in it – I have no shame in my absolute adoration of Jesse. He’s dreamy. <3
Seriously, have you read I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed? This guy is the moderate version of Ted Nugent – except where the Nuge was swinging from ropes in a thong at rock concerts, Ventura was actually in Vietnam, while Teddy was probably, I dunno… blowing a bunch of underaged boys in backstage parties that he would deny later, and in years since, try to pump up his legendary masculinity as much as possible to quell any rumors that he loves the cock, and wasn’t a fucking cowardly draft dodger.
Don’t get me wrong – I love the Nuge, too. He takes ridiculous all the way back around the dial, and makes it awesome again. Still doubly ridiculous, but awesome. I would love to see a 1 on 1 death match, Hunger Games style, between Jesse and the Nuge.
I digress. Here’s your video.
(Do forgive the Alex Jones appearance. He’s a wacko.)