Clip Vs. Magazine.
Yeah, you were waiting for this. Don’t worry, I’ll make this joke another 10-20 times, and it’ll become a running gag.
The following video is a damned fine piece of work that I think more people should see. Especially with Ventura’s bits in it – I have no shame in my absolute adoration of Jesse. He’s dreamy. <3
Seriously, have you read I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed? This guy is the moderate version of Ted Nugent – except where the Nuge was swinging from ropes in a thong at rock concerts, Ventura was actually in Vietnam, while Teddy was probably, I dunno… blowing a bunch of underaged boys in backstage parties that he would deny later, and in years since, try to pump up his legendary masculinity as much as possible to quell any rumors that he loves the cock, and wasn’t a fucking cowardly draft dodger.
Don’t get me wrong – I love the Nuge, too. He takes ridiculous all the way back around the dial, and makes it awesome again. Still doubly ridiculous, but awesome. I would love to see a 1 on 1 death match, Hunger Games style, between Jesse and the Nuge.
I digress. Here’s your video.
(Do forgive the Alex Jones appearance. He’s a wacko.)
Decaf? Would it help at all?
I thought ventura was awesome, right up until he started with the 9/11 truther crap.
sorry, but he should know..you can’t hold a conspiracy as big as they think it is under wraps. too many people would have to be involved. and they’d all have to be either dead, or in a looney bin.
and alex jones is a graduate of the same program that produced hal turner. the ATF/FBI tried to recruit me after the Sweeney Siege in hamilton,MA (1998) and said I would “train under that alex jones guy”. I turned them down.
“I don’t think people should have the right to buy loads of ammo and go kill people” Um, that’s not a right: murder is against the law. At least in any country I can think of. What is this guy on?
Alex Jones is to Libertarians what I have to assume Piers Morgan is to sane liberals; a crazy extremist who gives the rest of us a bad name and should be ignored at every turn.
I don’t understand why Piers kept hitting on the fact that Holmes had 6000 rounds of ammunition. I mean, he didn’t use it all, or even have it with him. But that’s the way people like himi work, they sensationalize anything they can regardless of whether it has anything to do with the argument.
Thanks for getting my blood pressure up.
It’s not so much that Morgan’s a crazy extremist, it’s that he’s trying to come off as a hard-hitting news crusader all of a sudden after a long career of asking the softest of soft-ball questions of the people he interviews, which is what makes it so laughable.
I’m always amused by how much more the British seem to hate Morgan.
During that “deport Piers Morgan” issue from the extreme wackjobs, the reply from everyone I know in the UK (and quite a few comedians over there, as well) was, “Fuck no! You let him in your country, you’ve got to keep him for at least 5 more years! That was the deal!”
Can’t we split the difference, and drop him in the mid-North Atlantic, with some new concrete galoshes? That way, he can report live from the Titanic without being encumbered by a submersible vessel.
i remember the incident of Jeremy Clarkson punching Morgan. One of the few times I can cheer for Jezza… 😛
Rough guess, I’ve got around 5400, give or take what I shot yesterday. I also did a Google-search for current prices, while I was thinking about it. Given what I paid for the stuff, and what it’s going for now, I had to smack myself and say, “No, Consumables are NOT an asset.”
I don’t care if it’s fake or not, it makes me laugh. Wish Piers would get back on a boat and out of this country to be honest. He’s the epitome of what I’ve always hated about reporters and news, way he generalizes and stuffs words into people so that they can’t expand on any point and are constantly on the defensive… Not to say he’s the only one who does it by any means, but just always hated it.
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Morgan is the most irritating of condescending elitist douchenozzles.
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I’m linking this because Horny Werewolf Day is coming up, and I might not remember this before then. But I thought it was appropriate for this comic. http://flemcomics.com/d/20000616.html
I’ve taken to swatting my father with a newspaper whenever he says clip instead of magazine. He’s improving rapidly.
The local paper today had the phrase ‘high clip magazines’. WTF?
“High capacity assault clips” is gaining currency as well. For FUCK’s sake, people…
Be honest I’ll take that over the new buzzword they’ve been trying out “Assault Weapons of Mass Destruction”
I’ve also heard “hi-capacity magazine clips”. Maybe they’re talking about those little plastic doohickeys that let you connect two magazines “jungle tape” style?