Lord, more idiots. Garblessem, at least they tend to pay money for what they want.
Well, if you don’t know any better, you might mistake a “hunting store” or a “sporting supply store” for a gun store – and at the first two you might expect to find crossbows and other non-gun hunting supplies.
But, yeah, potential customers – can’t shoot ‘em…there’d be paperwork.
God how I hated that so much, especially because the boss at the time was a wuss and no matter what the policy said would usually cave in to the person talking to him and give them what they wanted.
However, now that I’m the boss I love it.
Step 1: Pick up phone to make imaginary phone call
Step 2: fold hands in front of myself on the desk and wait approximately 20 seconds
Step 3: do one complete rotation in the chair, look up at them and smile as I say “How may I help you?”
overheard in a VT gun shop…..
“do you sell bow strings?”
“no, the cowboys beat the indians… we sell guns here….”
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