The Big Meeting 1
Apr18
*cracks knuckles* Let’s go down the rabbit hole!
So I guess Bloomberg’s bullshit is biting him in the ass. Something I have to explain to anti-gunners, and often is that gun control is a bad wagon to hitch your horse to. Most Americans, by a fair amount, think that a little more gun control is a good idea – or that it shouldn’t be made more strict at all. The gun-grabbers are a very small minority. Dumping money to stroke them off just leaves you without that money.
And Bloomberg can eat a bag of dog dicks.
This has been flying around the interblogs, but having watched it… well said!
Bloomberg calls it “Mayors Against Illegal Guns”. Fine then go after the illegal guns held by criminals who shouldn’t have them but leave my LEGAL guns the fuck alone.
Can’t do that, otherwise he’d have to arrest all the PIs he sent to various gunshops in various state other than NY to “investigate” just how easy it is to buy a gun. It’ll never happen. Just like that one journalist will never be arrested for bringing a 30-round AR mag into DC.
Need to start a “Gunowners Against Idiot Mayors”.
How do you become a millionaire? First, you become a billionaire, then you invest heavily in gun control.
saw that happen in NH. I was outside a local gun shop, and there was a big car (lincoln, cadillac, can’t remember) with NY plates on it and a “bloomberg for mayor” and “obama-biden” sticker on the back. inside, a asian-looking family that were talking all excited, the man in the drivers seat on a cell phone.
I went into the store..and the guy behind the counter was pretty excited too..said those people had just tried to buy a Barrett, an AR, and a Calico 9mm, which came up to about $5,000 worth of guns/accessories/magazines/ect. they told him they just had to go out and arrange the money to be transferred to their account with the bank and would be right back in to fill out the rest of the paperwork.
I pointed out the new york plates to him and reminded him of the stings NYPD and bloomberg were doing at the time. buy a gun from a dealer in another state, then sue in NYC court him for breaking their gun laws. it doesn’t matter if they win or not..they just drag it out until the gun shop runs out of money.
they came back in and he told them “no sale..tell bloomberg I said hello”
he replied “how..how you know????? I just talk to people at bloombergs office! in cambodian! no way you could know!”
“thank you for confirming my suspicions. oh and I’m putting your name, the copy of your drivers license, and your car on this blog I run that other gun shops around here are on too. GO HOME. you’re done in this line of work. your name and info will be in every gun shop in the northeast by this afternoon.”
Bullshit story. Asian stereotyping thrown in to spice it up, nice, but that never happened.
Blog link with details or you’re full of it.
I’d prefer Gunowners Against Mayor Elitism. See GAME
they are against illegal guns, they’re just trying to make all guns illegal.
Wait: wouldn’t that make them FOR illegal guns?
Oh BTW while my dogs aren’t that fussy, they have way too much to let a slug like Bloomberg anywhere near their dicks.
I wonder how many armed guards the dickhead employs to protect him and his family.
Oops that should read my dogs have way too much sense to let a slug like Bloomberg anywhere near their dicks. Apologies for the typo.
Bloomberg’s Revenge: That article causes my browser to freeze up.
Bloomberg may be a financial egghead, but he’s a blockhead pretty much everywhere else.
The viral pages are awesome. Think I need to set some up myself.
JFC, 60% of the people who answered the Gallup poll saying they owned a gun said they owned it for personal protection. Has anybody who says guns are only for sporting purposes actually seen that poll? Let’s see… 0.6 * 0.37 * 316,128,839 = at least 70 million people who think “only for sporting purposes” is a load of horseshit.
(I know I’m playing slightly fast and loose with the statistics here. You get the idea, though.)
…and so it begins….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ7jJx9PJk
Let’s start a pool:
I say the Monday panel opens to a blurry, bleary hang-over view of tangled bed-sheets and more than 4 each of arms and legs….
Hm. Either Mick really is that much of a dumbass (plausible), or Heidi is trolling the shit out of Alex (also plausible because evil redhead).
Mick may be loosing a job, or a girlfriend, or both before the end of the night.
ahhh the good ol’ holiday cartel 😉 LOL
”’guess santa’s part of the irish mob …the easter bunny is obviously yakuza…the sand man must be russian mafia….but i can’t place the tooth fairy 😉 LOL…oh oh looks like mick is going to be juggling “maltov cockteases” before the nights out LOL
Catching up on these strips (a month or more at a time) while listening to the Walking Dead soundtracks lends an entirely new creepy vibe to Mick’s sexlife. I have to go scrub my brain now…and buy more ammo…
Happy easter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZ_-jH_Ghg
Hey how about this instead?
http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/brand-dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-awesome-sex/
Because, c’mon, threats of violence have never in the history of the human race prevented kids from fucking.
Jay…I need to know one thing from you.
Did you live in Kalamazoo Michigan in the mid 90’s? Cause right now..I’m getting that Déjà vu feeling with this comic. Excluding the Job at the gun store part at least. Cause damnit I’m looking for Cameras right the fuck now!!!!
Nope. Mid 90s, I was already in Dallas.
Bloomberg would get better results using his money helping the mentally ill.
That wouldn’t be elitist enough.