Heh. Time to piss some people off…
I have no words strong enough to describe how much loathing I have for when people whine about being “friendzoned.” It’s a whiny excuse, and one that deserves a storm of derision.
Oh, I understand the feeling – I felt like I’d been “friendzoned” a few times in my life. When I was, for instance, 16. Then I grew the fuck up and realized that when a gal says she really isn’t interested, trying to gain her favors is like slamming your dick in the fridge door over and over. It does nothing for you but cause pain, and annoys the person you’re slamming your dick in that fridge for, because nobody wants to be the reason for fridge dick slamming.
Forgive my lack of eloquence here, I’m running on jack shit for sleep and hurting physically from Comic Con San Diego. I got off the plane, came home, and just finished this comic a few minutes ago whilst mildly hallucinating.
More on that in a bit. I took about 10 gigabytes of photos and videos, and will be uploading them shortly.
Obviously, hooking someone up with coffee implies a nonverbal contract for sex.
It’s all about ego. Even as they bemoan the fact that no one loves them and they keep getting “friend zoned”, the implication is that if it weren’t for that ANY woman would of course be attracted to them, and “friend zoning” them is really nothing more than denying the obvious.
“fridge dick slamming”
That’s the best description of futile behavior ever, and my new phrase of the day.
My office is one big fridge filled with dicks that somehow can’t get out of the door’s way.
Completely agree that anyone past the age of 16 that complains of friendzoning should be nut punched y the woman in question and any of their friends who have to hear it every single time they complain. I will add an addendum. Any girl that turns to a lovesick 16 year old guy who she has no intentions of being romantic with and says “Why cant more guys be like you” should be put in the public stocks and pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables.
Exactly.
Take an econ class sometime. What you reward, you get more of. What you punish, you get less of. Pretty simple.
Either way, learn to deal, or move on.
Being “friendzoned” is also the complaint of guys with no confidence who think the romantic comedy approach is the best way to get women. Namely you befriend them, do all sorts of things for them, listen to them complain about their jackass boyfriends, etc. The problem is that unlike in the movies, they rarely turn around and realize that true love was there all along!
The only thing I’ve ever encountered that was more pathetic was an acquaintance of mine who tried to guilt trip a mutual friend into dating him, with the argument being that he’d been interested in her so long she should give him a chance out of sheer… something?
Funny, I’ve only ever heard people refer to others as friendzoned, never themselves. Referring to somebody else seems valid to me. Saying that you yourself have been friendzoned is BS–it’s not something you can perceive if you’re the one involved. Maybe if you said it in past tense based on other people’s information?
Dick Fridge Slam ftw. I don’t get the whole friendzone thing. You can’t make me fuck you by doing nice things and pretending you are my friend. In fact, you can’t “make” me fuck you at all – not in any way that isn’t morally reprehensible. I love my friends. They don’t have a “zone,” they have my trust and respect. You, Raven? (and all of your ilk) – you aren’t friendzoned, you are douche-zoned. Sorry. Love this comic for a million reasons!!!!!!
Indeed. If someone isn’t willing to date you it’s either because A) they feel no attraction or B) there is an external circumstance that is preventing it from happening. In case A, you have to move on with your life. It’s only in case B that staying in touch can change things. I met a girl when I was 16, we lived in different states, I confessed feeling for her, she said it would never work because of the distance. Fast forward a few years and we’re married.
Oh I used to get “friendzoned” all the time, until I learned to stop focusing on getting laid and start focusing on what made me happy. That, combined with a few other things solved the problem.
Since I’m no longer single. It’s a little fun to be friendzoned every now and again.
Stealing that from you – the whole “fridge-dick” thing. Got more than a few friends and relatives that it applies to; think I’m going to go drop some “dick in a fridge door” wisdom courtesy of the great jlgrant. :bow: Now go recover from ComicCon and stuff.
i honestly couldn’t give two shits about being friend zoned.
i used to be one of those mopey bastards always pining after a girl i could not have.
then i pulled up my big boy pants, and got a life.
its going well.
Howzabout, “You’re-not-even-what-I-think-of-as-a-friend; I-was-just-bein-polite” -zone?
Cuz I have one of those. As in, my crazy neighbor who seems to think I relish his company when Gordon’s not around.
>:-/
You want women? Become a violent, self-centered assshole.
Not worried about the ‘Friend Zone’. I’m going to kick back and patiently wait for the inevitable confrontation between Heidi and Alex.
“Batshit Crazy” meets “I Will Ruin Your Day”. Should be entertaining, as such things usually are.
Why, oh why, do I feel like this is going to become plot fodder.
sex. pfeh. nothing but problems.
Oh, J…you loathe and despise SO many things. Let it go, man—hate will eat you up.
Be excellent to each other! 😉
I exist on an engine made of hate and beer.
Well, at least you don’t hate beer. Good first step.