Blackout: Denouement
Apr29
And so it seems Mick played it safe. Or Alex did. Either way, no Wrath Of The Redhead need occur.
Anyone here who has been down that road knows what I’m talking about. I’ve often said that redheads are like booze and cigarettes: we’re addicted to the things that are bad for us.
We redheads aren’t *that* bad.
…are we?
Yes. Yes they are. I’ve had an unhealthy addiction to red-heads for years. Whilst I can say they were the most fun I’ve had they have also been the most fearsome arguers I’ve ever dealt with.
Yes…yes we are! I have every male in my acquaintance twitchy around me within an hour and it only goes downhill from there…LOL
i live with two redheads. THEY ARE THAT BAD
I was in bed next to a redhead..she moves towards me, gives me a hug and says:
“I love you, so I’ll have to kill you now”
I ran. I think most of my clothes are still there.
I married a redhead (a tiny one, at that, which is even worse). I’d rather juggle liter bottles of liquid nitroglycerin than really piss her off, and I can’t juggle. On the other hand, mildly annoying her is loads of fun. 🙂 (Yes, I also harass cats enough that they scratch me.)
At this point, I shall demonstrate my geekiness and quote Danilo Thann: “Careful, breaking that seal could set off something dangerous: a fireball, a mind-blank spell, an irate redhead…” (If you knew who Danilo Thann was without Googling, you’re a geek too.)
Yes, we redheads ARE that bad. I’m a redhead in disguise as a brunette, which makes it even better. Once you’re close enough to figure it out, it’s already too late. <3
And you’re a Texan, which is a double whammy.
Heh – and I married a Texan redhead with Native American blood, who happens to be a cosmetologist…yes, she’ll use a straight razor to do trimming sometimes. *insert jokes about scalping here*
Red hair, red skin, red… stockings?
There are those of us who truly understand that psycho redhead is redundant.
Goes for red headed gay bois too.