The truth shall set you free! But first, you’ll probably feel miserable.
Saw it coming a mile away…. Still funny as hell as long as you’re not the poor SOB who’s trying to piece together the previous night.
Who knew this was going to happen?
From what we know so far, Alex isn’t immoral, petty, selfish or evil. Messed up in probably a bunch of other ways, but she doesn’t seem the type to fuck a person’s life up just for a lark. She knew what such a discretion would do to him, so even if she did have the hots for him (and certainly had the opportunity), I figured she would have held off. Besides, she is a smoking hot famous chick who hangs out in one of the most sexually liberated scenes in the USA. She has plenty of ethical sexual options without trolling for unavailable vanilla boys.
Him, on the other hand … as they used to say, “a stiff prick has no conscience.” At least a drunk one doesn’t.
add me to the list of people who expected it.
….not that i’ve done that to people who’ve gotten stupid drunk before or anything. heh.
I was hoping that he would have to confront Heidi with the possible news first….
You know it’s funny, but “Honey, good news! Turns out I didn’t screw her after all!” never goes as well as you expected.
/me high-fives Alex. I like this girl…
Remember, guys, ‘Sharps’, ‘ODouls’, and other non-alcoholic drinks can be your friends! They certainly have a knack for making the parking lot cop smile.
They can’t be my friends. And not because they don’t have alcohol in them, but because they taste like ass.
If they ever came out with a non-alcoholic beer that actually tasted good, I’d be all over that!
Kaliber, by the makers of Guinness isn’t bad at all. There are no domesticated NA brews worth a damn, though.
That’s what I was hoping for…
In other news, I ‘d still pay for that shirt Alex was wearing…
Gimme a few more days.
…and this is why you don’t go out alone to a drinking establishment with a girl you’re attracted to, if you’re already in a relationship with some other girl.
Thanks for having Alex be the kind of decent person who doesn’t take advantage of her friends, or mess with their heads too much. It shows an endearing decency in her that I like. It would have been so easy to go another route, but far less satisfying.
Well I for one didn’t know what to expect, but
I will say I am surprised that Mick himself didn’t realize, immediately upon hearing Alex’s first answer, that she was just messing with him.
Then again, sometimes personal interest, coupled with serious worry, clouds one’s perception of what one should already know.
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