Dibs
Apr17
Is Mick showing his hand a little here, on making poor decisions? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
And yes, I’ve called dibs on a girl before. Yes, this is disrespectful to the woman in question. I’m a guy. Hear me oink.
And now, here’s State Of The Union, for no reason other than I got to go on a cruise with these bastards a couple years back, and I like their music.
Had that type of conversation with my friends way more then I should have. Only with us it tended to end in violence.
This hasn’t ended yet, I can fully see Alex coming back in the middle of this an kickin’ both their asses.
She might say something along the lines of “why can’t I have both.”
before or after kicking their asses?
I do have to say one thing, though. I’m also bi, but trust me everyone is not my type!
(No, I didn’t think you meant that as a serious thing.)
I thought calling dibs was part of the Bro Code…
“Every Bro gets 1 “stay away” card per year to use on a woman they have a special interest in. This can only be applied to single women, who the Bro has known for over 1 month. When applied all other Bro’s are forbidden to date that woman. The year countdown starts from the moment of declaration and is non transferable.”
You fool! You can’t write down the unwritten Bro Code!
Sounds complicated.
Never applied nor asserted any written or unwritten Bro Code in my life.
Then again, my only male friends are all in stable exclusive relationships, are unfuckable, are into persons I consider unfuckable, or are known to me online only and do not live on this continent, and I’m beginning to think there are reasons for that.
This is exactly why I don’t date guys. I’m not saying girls don’t do these things, but they are more subtle about it.
Not the girls I’m friends with.
This one cracks me the hell up.
Dude. I basically called “dibs” on this chick about fifteen years ago.
We got married. She is the mother of my son. We go hunting together. It’s hard to argue with a good thing. I kind of had a feeling when my buddy expressed interest in dating her. I guess I was right.