North American Arms have caught my eye since I was a wee child, and saw a revolver on a family friend’s belt buckle. Even at that early age, I thought “that is a tiny, tiny gun, what would you use it for?”

Not that I’m against them, per se. I’m sure they have a good use in the real world, with practical applications. Maybe you really hate that wolf spider that’s setting up shop in your windowsill. Or you want to sneak to within 5 feet of a jackrabbit and pop a couple caps in his ass. Maybe you were hit by a mummy’s curse, and you will die within 1 hour unless you technically keep a firearm on your person.

OK, OK, I’ll stop now. This is your chance, NAA pistol owners: What are these minuscule firearms good for?