Now the focus shifts! Add dramatic music here. Also, more proof that I’m nothing like Mick: lord knows, I have some stories from my wacky goth punk years. Some of these have been documented by other webcartoonists on the webbernets. You can probably also find some ancient pics of me in compromising situations that have been floating about the intertrons for decades. No regrets.

I will state for the record that I’ve never been convicted of fucking a goat. More than that I cannot say, on the advice of my attorney.

I don’t know WHY this video makes me choke laughing every time, but in the end, I share it with you.