Oh me oh my, I love makin’ people get their clutchin’ pearls ready on they’s faintin’ couches!

Having been through a couple house fires in my youth, I gotta tell ya: They suck. You can literally lose everything in one night. Everything you love, everything you cherish – gone that fast.

Plus the smell, jesus, the stink of a house fire is one that sits with you for the rest of your fucking life. I can be driving down the freeway, and just get a whiff of a house fire somewhere in the nearest mile, and just… cold shudders.

If you’re at Comic Con, come say hi to us at booth 1230!

If you’re planning on robbing us while we’re away, know that our house sitters have been given orders to shoot to kill!