Sorry guys. We can’t do this anymore. I know, we’re leaving you hanging, but between our campaign to re-elect Obama for a third term, and our newfound jobs stuffing envelopes for the Brady campaign, we just don’t have time to do this comic anymore.
So here’s the TL;DR: version of the plotline.
– Maria and Omar get married. She has a dozen anchor babies with him, until he discovers she’s been stealing welfare tax money from America, at which point he kills her, straps 16 sticks of dynamite to his stomach, and blows up an IRS building for Ron Paul.
– Mick continues to date both Alex AND Heidi. They both go full lesbian behind his back, and steal everything he’s worth before they run off to Commiefornia to get gay married.
– Tom goes on to become President of the USA.
We’re sorry we can’t illustrate this plotline for you, but we’re a little too busy spreading socialism and braiding hemp weaves into each others’ hair. Please forgive us.
In Jesus’ name,
Amen.
Happy April Fools to you too.
April fools!
You worded that too far away from what i expect for that to be real. Seemed like one of the fienstein comics at first.
oh, good, I’m not the only one who thought that was the setup
A wry smirk crept across my face as I read it…
Very nearly had me up until “selling our entire arsenal”
You’re too damned good
April fuckin’ Fool, man… 🙂
It’s okay, my brother. Be strong. Even these tribulations will pass. Soon all the Godless heathen freedom lovers will see the light, and the justice and mercy of our Lord’s divine intervention.
(Sorry, had to hold my nose to say that. Nice comic!)
April 1st: The one day of the year the internet shits itself and whatever form of entertainment you found on it is gone.
Quitting the comic business? Good! This place is a horrible waste of bandwidth, and the First Ammendment should be repealed so we can censor you. If there was a Hell, you’d be worse than the love child of Fred Phelps and Adolf Hitler for what sick obscenities you have unleashed upon young innocent minds. I don’t know why I ever bothered to read this comic, for I was never presented anything related to what the title of your comic promised.
The first day of April is truly my favorite day of all!
Happy April First. And I’ll give you $500.00 for the arsenal. I’ll pay shipping.
Sick. Very sick. I believe you have violated every standard there is for Apil Fool’s Day jokes.
Oh, and by the way – I’ll give you $510.00 + shipping for the arsenal and throw in a pizza.
stay safe.
I’ll donate $1000 to the Brady Campaign on their behalf and personally take care of all the guns.
Saw it coming.
Actually, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if the plotline does run a little like that! 😀
Except for Tom becoming President of the USA. World I could believe, but the USA? Nah!
But…but…does Mick ever sell those 8-gauge rifled shells???? THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW….
Um, based on what I’ve seen of Maria, and a couple of Easter eggs in the dialog, I don’t think Maria’s plumbing will actually produce anchor babies. That was the clincher for my suspicions.
so how long were you able to keep a straight face while writing? this and how much of the time were you two giggling maniacally?
Laissez les bons temps rouler
I love that this was the first comic I read today. Now I’m set for whatever comes.
Sounds like a Tom Kratman book…
I support all of these decisions except converting to Dagon worship,
You would have been more convincing if you hadn’t put in Jesus’ name. Having a hard time believing a decent new socialist would still have religion. 😉
I’m so inspired by you, I’m going to my nearest LDS temple and asking to convert. On top of that, I’ll melt down my own arsenal so that I can make mini-statue’s of Wendy Kukier (I’m Canadian) and Diane Feinstein and mount them on top of my bed as symbols of worship.
Namaste, faggot.
The real Aprils fool part is this is the real plotlines
*reads comic*
*checks date*
*suggests that if you REALLY went full retard, you would have said you were giving your guns to the police in a buyback program rather than selling them to a gun fondling right winger.*
*slow clap*
Not subtle enough to be effective…
What’s so wrong about being Catholic? I mean, besides the pedophilia and open borders things. I was born a Catholic, I’ll die a Catholic, and in between… I’ll just try to deal with it.
+1
What is wrong with catholics? They are only scary if you are a prepubescent boy.
*eyebrow* Laying it on just a tad thick, don’t you think?
No, they could have used Sandy Hook, Aurora movie theater, Columbine, or VT as a backdrop instead of Arlington. At least in Arlington, those who died (often) had their own guns.
GOOD , you damn libbitards and your Communist socialisum. if you had your way we would be invaded by Canada, Russia and Mexico, and have nothing to defend ourselves with except Obummercare. COLD DEAD HANDS cannot defend our country. In the end it will be only the Gun wielding patriots that will save your sorry socialist asses
Was that good enough? probly only 8/10 trolling IMHO
april fools btw
All right, what’s your Fark handle? 😛
Selling your arsenal? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!1! For true absolution you must give them (and all your ammunition) up to be destroyed on Earth Day. A barely acceptable substitute is turning them in to the police for the pittance they give, then donating that money to the Brady Campaign. We’re watching you!
🙂
Hell, 8.75 at a minimum.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That was rich!
Sorry, you have to have guns to be Catholic. It’s in the Catechism.
Golf Clap!
WoW! That’s just eXACTly how I thought things were going!
Congratulations on your new-found common sense; can nirvana be far behind?
R. R. R.
You sold it (mostly) throughout the strip, lost it totally in the comments.
Love you regardless,
Pete
Aw, c’mon. Try to be at least a *bit* plausible..? 😛