Oh, this was necessary.

I won’t go into detail on our sex lives. Mel and I aren’t hardcore kink fanatics, but… we’ve dabbled. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s that you can’t plan a proper orgy. You just let the naked sexiness happen.

*cough* Allegedly anyway.

Oh hay, citizen? You don’t get to know SHIT or SHINOLA.

Looks like even the hard-left liberal politicians are starting to realize that firearms = safety. I’ve never understood why our domestic military bases are virtually unarmed.

Know what? I like this video better.