Any wise man, when caught in an argument between two women, is always smart to duck into an ammo cabinet. They smell really nice, all gun oil and brass, and you can get a lot of reading done on your smartphone!

Man, this lingering illness is just awful. At least I’m not contagious. And 3 days to Comic Con! *whimper*

That reminds me: DFW Peeps! Wear bug spray. Looks like West Nile is gonna be all the rage this year in Dallas.