Oh, Tom, you wascally wabbit mall ninja.
So, our readership this week has kind of, uh, exploded. All over the damn place. Hello, new readers!
I also see some people are, uh… I dunno. Disappointed that this comic isn’t a strip about guns, starring characters who are guns that shoot at each other, and instead of bullets, they shoot even tinier guns. Or something. Maybe we should change the tagline from “where love and guns meet” to “It’s about more than just guns, you nincompoops”?