A few of you saw this coming. Kudos!
Oh hay, if you like plot twists, you might want to check out THE DEAL, my newest novel. I spent 6 years on this fucking thing. It’s got guns, sex, violence, love, hatred, and time travel. Yes, I know you’re tired of me pimping it. I’ll shut up when you buy it. OR ELSE. No, that doesn’t make sense. AND NEITHER DOES YOUR MOTHER… LIKE A FOX.
Let’s get old-skool. Shout out to Skylaire.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS VIDEO WON’T EMBED. JESUS CHRIST. ARGH. Fuck it, click the link for solid 1980s drum machine punk.