I am not even making this up. This is a real article by the idiots. Here it is.

Yes. The deadliest 5 guns in America are:
1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

For real.

I just want to know which street gangs are running around pulling off drive-by shootings with fucking Derringers.