This isn’t entirely fiction. A friend’s father owned a t-shirt shop, and it caught fire. When he went to rebuild, his premiums had gone WAY up.

Some of you asked why they aren’t just rebuilding the shop. I’d point out that out here in Dallas, it’s often more cost effective to rent out or buy one of the many vacant warehouses in town, than to rebuild a burnt-down shop.

The new Celldweller album is out, and it is shit fucking hot. Seriously. I like this EASILY as much as Wish Upon a Blackstar, which was my favorite album before. If you like electronic metal industrial weirdness, you cannot go wrong buying this album.