Omar’s New Squeeze 3
Oct09
OK, this time I do kowtow to those of you who wanted more Omar. You got it. Yeah, I could have placed that final speech bubble to obscure his floppy wang, but… what fun is that?
Tomorrow his clothes will be back on. Or maybe not. Perhaps it will be a comic of him getting assrailed by Maria with a strap-on, and you’ll see the hairs on his ringmeat gripping a slimy black dildo.
Tune in to find out!
In other news involving weird sex, I really, really dig the shit out of this band, even though I have to look up their lyrics and then translate it on google. They’re like an Asian version of System Of A Down, but moreso.
That’s something I need popping up on my work screen
Which brings up a screamingly obvious question, why the figgety fuck are you looking at ANYTHING by JLMFG at work?
I have yet to see a NSFW Two Lumps strip. (Assuming your workplace allows occasional, casual personal web-surfing.)
This one, maybe, depending on how uptight your cow-irkers are. I got called on the carpet once for allegedly viewing lingerie sites; this was back when Alta Vista was Thee Search Engine and before ad blockers.
I learned something new today!
‘Cause sometimes it’s a bit of a Mars station here.
You were warned yesterday.
Man I don’t read the blurb that goes with comics.
We talked about this.
So, basically, you didn’t read the warning, and now you’re complaining that you weren’t warned about what the warning was regarding? I dearly hope you don’t ever try that line of reasoning in a court of law.
Leaving that aside, you’re a long-time reader of a strip which (1) has previously displayed nudity, (B) has been depicting naked (but partially covered) people for two days prior to this and as part of this storyline, (III) usually displays full-frontal nudity after one or more days of displaying partial nudity, and (d) is drawn by a cruel, twisted man. You should most certainly have been expecting this at least enough to stay out of trouble at work. (Personally, I took the hint and stocked up on Great Lakes Brewery-brand mind bleach Monday night.)
“So, basically, you didn’t read the warning, and now you’re complaining that you weren’t warned about what the warning was regarding? I dearly hope you don’t ever try that line of reasoning in a court of law.”
Geez dude relax
There are a lot people who are really over thinking 10 word post.
I could be worse as Jay mentions in his blurb today. Be thankful for whatever favors are bestowed on us (and stock up on the aforementioned brain bleach.
I now vote for less Omar.
Meh I’d hit it.
Has anyone else noticed the tattoo?
Omar must have a secret life as an Islamic Brony. Only rational explanation.
Seems legit.
Maybe a memento from army service, although those tatoos are usualy on arms and not buttcheeks.
Its his USDA Choice Grade “A” stamp!!
Thank you, Thank you, tip the veal, try your waitress…
Omar is a Muslim?
Need some more eyebleach to unsee the “more omar”
He’s Turkish, but obviously he’s not very devout.
MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
The goggles! They do nothing!
Arabian goggles?
NOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!
Naked well used bottom and maxim the hormone. Yup, this update has my name written ALL THE FUCK OVER IT.
I would describe Maximum The Hormone as ‘ if System Of a Down and Static X had a Japanese baby’.
I think Infectious Grooves may have been the mailman involved in some kind of weird band threeway too.
The grandchild of Infectious Grooves, System of Down, Mudvayne, and Static-X
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa. Dude, I love that you are egalitarian about your characters’ nakedness. That is awesome.
I’m sure Grant planned to inflict this on us from the day one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOAxtgQQJLw
I am curious about how many ‘mericans know about Maximum The Hormone and are unaware of Death Note.
I called it yesterday. Just sayin’. 🙂
I hope Omar has a concealed carry license for that.
And my only complaint is he has this massive beard and then hair around his penis… no chest hair, no back hair… 🙂 But J, that is my only complaint. Was happy to wake up and see “more Omar” 🙂
Maybe he manscaped before the date?
Not everyone who can grow impressive beards and bush is blessed with the ability to sprout front and/or back carpeting.
“Blessed”?
Yup. Blessed.
My mane is magnificent. OTOH, my gorilla credentials are lacking.
This is true. As a member of the bear community, I have seen lots of men with wonderful hair in various places. Just made me a bit sad is all. What he has is impressive though.
At first I thought he did have a bit of back hair shown, but on second look I realized it was love-scratches.
Nice! 😀 You go, Omar!
The horror…THE HORROR.
If you had to chose one of their songs, Mega Lover or What’s Up People? would have been better – though, the video would not have been nearly as surreal.
LESS OMAR! LESS OMAR!
(I just know I’m gonna barf when I find out what’s wrong with his new girlfriend.)
I had that figured when I saw her responding to his invite.
Me too, but I didn’t expect the relationship to get to the point of naked Omar – at least not without cash changing hands.
What, y’all think Omar couldn’t be a Shriner?
That was my guess, TBH.
Probably got it on a dare at a drunken Shriner convention or something like that.
Eeeaaagggguuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Cannot unseee! Cannot unseeeee!!!! 🙂
Meine augen!
Nah. just kidding.
… I can’t possibly be the only one who didn’t expect him to be that well-hung.
I love Omar: he looks pretty darned hot to me. As a female, I also love that I get to ogle a nekkid guy. I like female nudity, but -really- like parity.
“…the hairs on his ringmeat gripping a slimy black dildo.”
That’s, um, unsettling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqeAp3bvo4
TOO MUCH OMAR!!! My teen daughter walks by just as that popped up on screen. “Dad, what are you looking at?”
Hmm I allways envisioned him un-circumcized and smaller
Oh wow Maximum the Hormone. I haven’t thought about those bastards since Death Note was on AS. Forgot how awesome they were.
More Omar? I distinctly remember NOT ordering more Omar.
Now excuse me while I go bleach my brain.
Who cares if Omar’s “old & fat”
when he’s hung like that, fer chryssake??!