Greeters are a thing at a burn. Get to know the process. They’re there to help you.
Again, looking for tattoo funds for birthday. See below! And speaking of giving me your money, perhaps you’d like a good book to read? The reviews so far have been overwhelmingly positive. You should probably check this out.
To clear up two questions from the comments:
– No, Mesquite Burn isn’t real. There are many regional burns in Texas, but this isn’t a real one.
– Yes, I am looking to get my wife’s bootprint tattooed on my ass. Yes, it’s going to be a big black tattoo that will make it hard to sit down for a week. But I promised her this years ago, and I am a man of my word.
I think this guy says it right. Even as a weird hybrid Liberal/Libertarian/I Don’t Even Know What The Fuck I Am Anymore.