Yeah, I took this one all the way down the rabbit hole. Before a few of you burn the words “STRAW MAN” into our lawn in ten-foot letters, I’d point out that no, there really are people – and I’ve met more than a handful in just the last four years, in person – who honestly believe this is a good idea. They DO believe there will be a federally mandated seizure and outright ban of “assault rifles,” and burying them is a good idea. There’s even a niche market for these people that is being joyfully exploited.
These people are fucking morons.
Thus ends the derision. I only did three Obammer strips, so those of you complaining about them can sit back, shut up, and have a goddamned Coca-Cola. I may do more in the future. I may not. At this time, the buffer strips do not contain him. Just don’t say his name three times…
I could actually see myself voting for demon Obama. Thwarted by dirt and honest about his goals? That’s a better deal than we get with most human politicians!
Heh, I couldn’t stop myself from reading demon Obama in Obama’s voice.
Quick question: is the ‘Obammer’ guy single? I get the feeling he hasn’t been laid in quite some time, if at all……
I gua-ron-tee nobody like Heidi would let him near her.
I remember 4 years ago finally giving up and explaining how to correctly bury firearms so the weapon isn’t a glob of rust when dug up later. 6 inch PVC cut to the length of choice, two caps and PVC glue. Glue one end on, stuff the toy(s) and ammo in, add dessicator and 02 remover, then glue the other cap on. Of course, the next question is ‘how do you keep metal detectors from finding your cache?’ For the Really Paranoid, I recommend burying the tube point down (to minimize metal detection) at night during a storm to keep the black helicopters and satellites from observing them.
Plus, Obammer will catch on if he sees you watering your garden with WD-40.
As someone once said….”If its time to bury the weapons, it really is time to dig them up.”
Because, if its that bad…we’ll be worrying about a whole lot of other abuses besides the BAEIEIOTF coming for your guns.
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This little arc is one of the best yet.
<3 Obama demon.
I’m really tempted to print the last two and hang them in my cube, for when our local “lone nut of the gunpocalypse” swings by.
Honestly I think these last three are hilarious!
The reason your getting such hate mail is that they point out the delusions of every idiot out there right now snatching and grabbing guns, ammo, and magazines like there is an invasion of brain eating zombies around the corner. These are the same morons who are scrambling at the last minute for groceries, water, fuel and the like right before a hurricane, tropical storm, or big winter storm, when they should have had those things ready months ago.
I think if we were to start letting them do without when crunch time came it wouldn’t be long and the unprepared (or those with no semblance of history or for planning) would either learn the lesson or would no longer be contaminating the gene pool.
As a survival nut who is fully prepared, and has been for years, I agree.
I am SO glad that I got my ammo restock in November.
Cargosquid beat me to it!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
i like how these hot shots believe that they, the couch warriors, armchair soldiers, etc, believe that they can withstand interrogation techniques used to crack the meanest, ugliest, most badass people on planet earth. if they want to know what you know, they WILL know it.
so its simple. bury your guns, give yourself a head injury so you forget where they are, and they are completely safe. yup. that’ll work.
The best part about the “panic buyer” is that the result is so public. It shows that the population is voting with its money, if not articulating political support by calling Congress, etc. Its hard to say that gun ownership is down when we can just point to the empty shelves.
As far as I’m aware, the issue isn’t that he might come take your guns, it’s that he may pass restrictions to make guns–especially assault rifles–either unavailable or harder to buy, much like the Assault Weapons Ban of 1994.
If that happens, then a) this may be your last chance to get one, so if you’ve been thinking about it, go ahead and do it; and b) if you don’t want one, maybe you should buy one anyway, because scarcity=profit. If you can stick that sucker in a closet and sell it next year for twice what you paid, you’ll be wishing you’d bought two while you had the chance.