Moar Weirdness
Jan03
The plot, it thickens! Or maybe that’s our dinner. EMULSIFIER IS AWESOME, is all I’m saying.
So check this shit out. Yep. I want one. Looks sexy as shit. Mayhap I’ll get one. I dunno. Let’s see if funds allow. Hell, it’s been over a year since I bought a new firearm.
[edit] Dunno why the site update failed again. Cursed technology!
Just a quick one: THE DEAL is still waiting for you to buy it! Woo hoo! You should totally do that.
Now here’s a band I haven’t listened to in a while…
Hahahaha! Condoms: good for STD’s AND the crazy!
Nope.
NOTHING keeps the crazy off except strict preventative quarantine.
Don’t touch it. Don’t talk to it. And seriously don’t put your dick in ‘Teh Crazy’!!
Been there, suffered that.
Ditto that.
Ditto also, but man was if fun at first. Like riding a roller coaster, it starts off slow by building up, then you experience an intense rush (fun part) but after a while you just get sick of it and you want off.
When you get to the point where you want to hurl, you’ve officially been on the ride too long.
But by then, you’ve got no choice but to ride it all the way out.
Don’t put your dick in crazy. Don’t.
This one didn’t show up in my reader. How odd.
Wait, there it is.
I’m really enjoying The Deal so far. About 57% in. It’s definitely got the way of drawing you into reading further.
Ok, ok, I got The Deal for my Kindle app on my phone. I have a couple other books to finish reading first before I start it, though. 🙂
Liking the sleek, no-snag look of that R-51. Short barrel, short, single-stack magazine and the outside all designed to come out of a concealed holster fast, so it’s pretty obviously made for a specific job. It’ll be interesting to see how well it stands up to the various things people are going to do to it, like taking it bog-snorkelling.
Take more than a condom to keep the redhead bat-shit crazy off you. That stuff’s pernicious.
And yeah, the R-51 is a sexy, sexy beast. However, it never serves to buy the first year production of a gun.
Yup. ‘Teh Crazy’ is like napalm. It sticks to you. And it burns.
The redhead bat-shit crazy is like Willie Pete (White Phosphorus): it sticks and burns underwater.
Funny, the symptoms of ghonorrea are the same. Maybe you should get checked, the Q-tip awaits 🙂
That sounds like the voice of experience… 😀
Second hand, fortunately.
I think Mick is about to make some new-to-poly mistakes:
Not being *perfectly clear* with Heidi about the situation, and although he can play with others, no, they aren’t back together, and I think this might lead to Heidi getting him on tape again and trying to use it blackmail him back into a relationship.
Some people just don’t really get poly, even when all has been explained thoroughly. A few years ago, I (briefly) had a secondary who, after what I was offering was fully explained, said she completely understood, and then started assuming I’d move 40 miles away to move in with her, that I wanted her to wear a collar for me, etc. She was hot, fun in bed, and had withheld how desperately needy she was for a Daddy to run her life 24/7. Had to end it before she got even more emotionally invested.
“What about being a secondary partner are you not getting?”
“But [she] isn’t around everyday, and I could be, for you!”
I’ve got a general rule for relationships: “If I have to think about it too hard, it’s not a natural place for me, and should only be visited like tourist in a strange land – cautiously and with forethought.”
By that rule, Mick is a tourist who has wandered into a dangerous part of town.
Which doesn’t mean I can’t make a strange town my home; I just have to be deliberate about learning the new map. Don’t think Mick grasps that concept yet.
*insert “Stranger in a Strange Land” reference here*
Yeah, Mick *wishes* he was that popular… 😀
That R-51 pistol in the link is pretty neat.
I know that John Pederson and John Browning were designing firearms at around the same time, and John Pederson had some good designs. The lock work on the R-51 looks similar to the way a model 12 shotgun locks up. The back end of the bolt on the M12 goes into a small indent in the frame, and the slide unlocks it. I’m not saying anyone stole anything, but designers do take cues from other designers. In any case, it’s the only pistol with this locking mechanism.
The first step to not getting any of the crazy on you is not to put your dick in the crazy.
There is no second step.
Do not put your dick into the crazy.
Mick can do almost whatever he wants, so long as he’s clear about where he stands and explains himself clearly to others.
I don’t think Mick is smart enough to be clear about any of this. Alex should probably take his lack of understanding as a warning sign, but I think she likes watching him squirm too much.
For thickening plot, add unexpected. For thickening sauce, xanthan gum is, in fact, the bomb.
Finally got a look at that R-51 link. I can’t stand up – I’ve got a stiffy that won’t quit. 😀
WANT.
Oh, and: Holy. Crap.
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/10/14/elephant-pistol-458-winchester-magnum-encore-pistol/
Ay, J…that’s no revolver. 😉