The plot, it thickens! Or maybe that’s our dinner. EMULSIFIER IS AWESOME, is all I’m saying.
So check this shit out. Yep. I want one. Looks sexy as shit. Mayhap I’ll get one. I dunno. Let’s see if funds allow. Hell, it’s been over a year since I bought a new firearm.
 Dunno why the site update failed again. Cursed technology!
Just a quick one: THE DEAL is still waiting for you to buy it! Woo hoo! You should totally do that.
Now here’s a band I haven’t listened to in a while…