Heidi’s place 3
May10
We have a legally blind fan who visits our table every year at A-Kon. Freaked me out the first year when he picked up a book of ours, then demanded to buy it for the art. Turns out “Legally Blind” can mean many things. Also, this is yet another strip based on a real experience in my life, years and years ago. Enjoy the nipples!
Reminds me of my days working in a tittybar years ago. There was a “legally blind” guy who used to come in every weekend and sit stage side with his seeing-eye human.
I’d say Mick is likely mortified, but it’s far more likely he doesn’t care about the ambiguity of “legally blind” at this juncture.
“Might have better luck if you took a break from fucking in the hallway” is the best exit line ever. Awesome.
cheers,
Phil
Agreed.
You may have to have Gary make future appearances, just based on the strength of that line.
Another vote for Gary.
My previous roommate was limitted vision ‘legally blind’. He needed to use JAWS screen reader on his computer due to his focus and contrast problems, but could see well enough to drive a battery powered scooter around town. ‘Find a room, Mick, Heidi!’ No point showing off for the neighbours.
Yup. Heard and smelled and felt the slight change in humidity from the punchline quite some distance away when I saw that. :V
“Agh, God…” was even better than the punchline for me.
Coitus interruptus is usually such a laugh, Later.
“Legally blind”, ah yes.
Yeah, one of my old roommates was, and she could do pretty much everything anyone else could, without a cane or other aid. Except have a drivers’ license.
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Okay wait a minnit, whadda you mean, ” based on a real experience in my life” ..?
I’m stuck between dying of INTENSE curiosity, and recoiling in horror at the idea of knowing.
Ehn. Story’s not that exciting. Turns out that if you have sex in public, someone might catch you. Even if it’s somewhere secluded.
Right you are!
[own story deleted]
(“not that exciting”, but funny)
Legally blind doesn’t mean shit. I’m legally blind but I have 20/20 vision with corrective lenses. I’m as helpless as a newborn without them, though.
You are an idiot. If your vision is corrected to 20/20 then you aren’t blind, legally or otherwise
Definition is 20/200 uncorrected. How exactly am I an idiot?
I’m rather blind without my glasses too, but with my dad being not just legally blind but ACTUALLY blind, AKA afflicted with CSS disease, I always take “legally blind” with a grain of salt. However, people having sex are usually rather obvious to the ears and nose as well. Besides, I can tell Heidi is a little exhibitionist.
I met a new friend at an old friends birthday party, and the new friend is very ‘legally blind’. Later he starts a chainsaw to cut wood for the bonfire at the birthday party…
I thought the punchline was gonna be something like “How’d you lose your contact inside her pussy in the first place?” but yours is good to.
Ya, I can’t even read my computer screen without my glasses. I sure as hell don’t walk around the house, nevermind out the front door without ’em.
As for screwing anywhere except behind your own bedroom doors with the blinds down…well, even there you can have “coitus interruptus” if ya got kids….sigh. “mommy, why was ….” sigh….
That’s why we have a latch on the door, to the great annoyance of both children and cats. But you also have to learn to be quiet, as we had to do after the second noise complaint at our old apartment.
I like Gary. He is obviously uber-cool.