Changing ownership on a business is always brutal.

Oh hey, did you watch Bill Nye debate a creationist? Because I haven’t. Seriously, if you try to debate that evolution doesn’t occur, you’re literally ignoring the last 100 years of medicine. Period. I don’t care what your religious beliefs are – evolution has been unequivocally proven to be true so many ways, I don’t even know where to begin. Bacterial? Moths? Sparrows? Finches? And then we can start talking about Human Mitochondrial DNA tracking, or even the fact – straight up provable, measurable FACT – that humans have evolved in the last century, physically.

If you say you don’t believe in evolution, you’re effectively saying you don’t believe that water, when boiled, produces steam.

So I didn’t watch the debate, and at the time of typing this, I still haven’t seen video of it. No need. Bill Nye is a fairly eloquent master of his school of education, and watching him kick a young earth creationist up and down the street would be like watching a linebacker kick a puppy.

OK, fine, I’ll probably fire the video up after I post this. But I’ll do it with a giant glass of ice cold vodka, and drink until the bible-thumper’s argument stops being annoying.

If you read of my death by alcohol poisoning the day this comic posts… well, now you know why.