Failure To Fire

Drunked

Oct30

by jlgrant on October 30, 2012 at 1:00 am

Face meet floor. Yup, broke the fourth wall, kinda, for the first time. Or did I? You’ll see.

Here’s a good sized shotgun.

Dex

October 30, 2012, 4:59 am | #

Gauge = how many round balls per pound of lead. A couple friends of mine have 4-gauge handgonnes (14th Century baby-cannon-on-a-stick). I like to inflict a horrible pun on them:

Take a 4-gauge gun. Fire it until you have the breech good and hot. Sprinkle with Parmesan, or shredded Cheddar, and watch it melt. Then you have a…
- jlgrant
  
  November 2, 2012, 10:39 am | #
  
  A what?
  - Dex
    
    November 2, 2012, 2:16 pm | #
    
    Quarter-pounder, with cheese.
    
    Ba-dump-bump.
    - jlgrant
      
      November 2, 2012, 4:29 pm | #
      
      BOOOOOOOOOOO
Mattexian

October 30, 2012, 11:43 am | #

Last time I was in the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco, they had a 2-gauge punt gun on display. Can’t imagine trying to actually shoot it today!
Sgt. Lumpy

August 28, 2013, 10:20 am | #

Girls with Slingshots, nice one.

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