A few of you saw this coming. And you should! Seriously, Heidi has possibly the scratch, and a gun shop is a damned good investment for a finance consultant. Or tax professional. Or whatever job I gave her. Fuck you, I’m too drunk to look it up.

Ugh. So fucking tired. Going to try to crash the hell out so much this weekend.

This article sums up the Smart Gun argument on my end.

Also, happy birthday to my daughter, Trinity! You’re all growing up and shit. Stop that. I swear, I’ll kill any boy you find attractive. And bury them. Fuckers.

Aw yeah, now this is a song.