Alex Returns 2
Tattoos! Let’s talk about ‘em.
Started collecting on my 20th birthday. At the time, I realized that if I didn’t limit myself, I’d end up completely covered by the age of 40. My rules were: Only where a t-shirt and shorts can cover, and only one tattoo annually.
Then a couple years ago, I realized I was pushing 40, and still had PLENTY of skin left. So yeah, been getting them more frequently. Most of mine are symbolic of a major life event, but not all of them – I got a Comic Sans question mark on my chest, for instance, just for shits and giggles.
Still collecting cash for this year’s big one. Mel’s boot print on my ass, it’s gonna happen.